If people from Poland are called Poles

If people from Poland are called Poles,
why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack?
What's a whack?

If a pig loses its voice,
is it disgruntled?
If love is blind,
why is lingerie so popular?
Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged,
models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked,
and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?


Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older;
then it dawned on me. . .
They're cramming for their final exam.